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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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By liver - 19/03/2012 00:51 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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Hair code

By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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voodoocheese 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:39

surely you were wearing one at the time?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:39

The boys will be ecstatic. :]

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IHeartJimi02 0

Monday 2 May 2011 7:13

I know a lot of people who use that word 321.

madalynn 11

Monday 2 May 2011 7:15

you could wear a hoodie sweatshirt for those three days or something.

lmw562 3

Monday 2 May 2011 7:46

get a needle and thread. it could be worse.

jessaswan 0

Monday 2 May 2011 7:48

layers will be your friend

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 2 May 2011 8:02

wow... I would burn everything he loved and probably beat him till he was one giant bruise.

serenity40 6

Monday 2 May 2011 8:20

wear a jacket. I hope its not hot. but then again I guess it would be better so your nipples don't show. yea wear a jacket!

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Monday 2 May 2011 8:24

oh my god just wear a freaking sweater

doofinsmurf 0

Monday 2 May 2011 8:26

It would be worse if you're flat chested and you've been faking. Unless that is the FML. Then I'm sorry, that really sucks.

teebabyy 0

Monday 2 May 2011 8:34

your brother would be getting a serious ass whooping to be honest!

sngbbi 0

Monday 2 May 2011 8:58

sew em

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