Love: Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom...

By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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You deserved it 2 153

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 3 073

By Kelly - 02/08/2012 08:11 - United States - Manteca

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

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You deserved it 3 174

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By you guys suck! - 27/12/2021 11:03

Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML

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You deserved it 113

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 200

You deserved it 3 251

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 541

You deserved it 2 854

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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You deserved it 4 673

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 220

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 049

You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 830

You deserved it 2 986

By Amanda - 13/12/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 574

You deserved it 3 901

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:20

Ouch. I hate when parents use their other kids for examples. "why can't you get straight A's like your brother??" "Your brother never disobeyed me like this..." Yeah, shut the **** up, Mom

Ketchup_Castle 30

Friday 26 August 2011 21:18

That sucks that you were burned by your own mother.

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erick1105692 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:20

YDI Cause ur face!

allanCapaldi 5

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:36

hahahaha this made me laugh so hard

kaeebaee123 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:44

awwhh that's sad lol no worries theirs someone for everyone

jillianhoban 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:59

if anyone has realized, these FML's are getting pretty shitty, the was one exactly like this.. except the other way around. " my sisters boyfriends broke up..."