Today, my brother decided our bathroom needed a clock so he used an old DVD player. He put it on the edge of the tub. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML
Today, I proudly put on display the custom clock I'd spent 3 months building from scratch. It struck the hour and promptly fell off the wall, breaking my wife’s antique vase that she'd inherited from her great nana. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Today, I was making a TikTok in the bathroom mirror. Right as I was finishing up, my little brother burst in, shouted, "That's going on YouTube!" and ran off. Guess what he did five minutes later? FML.
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DeltaDragonxx 20
This could take a very shocking turn!
penguinhalo 21
I hear shock therapy is effective.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (82)
Lastwhiteknight 11
He hasn't just watched 'A millions ways to die in Egypt' by any chance? :-p
rs89 20
with this heat, they keep cutting off power to reduce the electricity consumption... he'll make it till winter with this rate I suppose *Egyptian*
howsthisforaname 34
Another Darwin Award candidate.
kmaheynoway 25
Well I guess you could say... That sucks? Man I suck at puns.
hufflepuffle 13
What were you even going for with that comment?
Tooorrriii3 22
He should win an award.
Mira Lux 26
Yeah, the Darwin Award.
Rawrshi 25
If you give a mouse a cookie...
originaljosh 11
It will eat it??
anon132 5
And people say there's no such thing as evaluation
ash2500dawn 5
Uhm.. I think the word you're looking for is "evolution"..
rocker_chick23 27
#28: I am pretty sure evaluations are real. My sister in law had an evaluation at her work place the other day.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I'm glad no one was hurt!
SillyBeanie 8
So just move it? I mean I don't think anyone would of turned on the tub or shower while that was on it, that would be a new kind of stupid
hobojo69 23
Oye vey! I don't understand some people, like how????
njgohard 16
This is why there are still people who don't believe in evolution.