Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
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SmileSweetly 0
Always keep your eyes on you purse while you're at a bar.
mintcar 9
You should have your purse with you at all times. Never leave it unattended. Unless, it actually was by your side and you were a little too drunk to notice. This is why I never take my purse with me to the club or bar. I grab an I.D and some cash and keep it in my bra.
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Comments (56)
creamofwheat 4
Because it is .
izzie2899 6
I guess it's time for a new bag
KVKdragon 26
if you managed to set up Find my iPhone, then you could get a gps location on it and recover it. or you could lock it with a different passcode. if that doesn't help and you can't find it, you can also remotely wipe it. sorry that happened. I'd be devastated too if I lost a smartphone :(
kalenedog 11
were do you live? compton,,?
bakbak_fml 1
I would say that maybe you shouldn't go to that bar anymore. It seems like a quite unlucky place for you.
tricia1234 1
The exact same thing haopend to my mom!!!!!!!!):
charlieskiki 0
What kinda bars do you go to?
Nauvea 4
Who takes a bag to a bar?
melrose90210 10
You need to watch your shit
ohmybejeezus 6
It's like Les Miserabès haha