Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
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SmileSweetly 0
Always keep your eyes on you purse while you're at a bar.
mintcar 9
You should have your purse with you at all times. Never leave it unattended. Unless, it actually was by your side and you were a little too drunk to notice. This is why I never take my purse with me to the club or bar. I grab an I.D and some cash and keep it in my bra.
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Comments (56)
itsmeJAY 0
I got my iPhone 3G stolen and now I have the iPhone 4 and love it I would have cried no joke.
TyIsGeek 0
why would someone turn a gsm phone in!?
bebacklater 0
OUCH! where do you live? NY???
fairmento 0
shitty!
fat_snooki_lol 6
That will teach you not to go to Penrith Leagues Club and drink with the westy scum. Pwned, bitch.
Lisa89 3
Did you leave you bag unattended for both of those times? If you were talking to the bartender while your wallet was being stolen, i'll have to say YDI because it sounds as if you left you bag somewhere else while you were foing it.. FYL if it was while you were holding your bag. sucks for you :(
bigtredawg 2
actually there is an app for that...several in fact. since the thief was prob still in the bar there is an app that will locate the phone from another iphone if your friend has one or one with wireless internet. there is another that will wipe the phone remotely. I also heard of one that will activate the camera so if the thief is playing with it you can get pics of them.
ulicksam 0
Why would you leave a bunch of valuables in an unattended bag, in a bar no less? And when you find something stolen, you still don't learn and leave it there for more things to be stolen. You're just a moron and YDI.
reaper13_fml 0
fail
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for not keeping your bag with you and paying attention to it.