Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
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Top comments
SmileSweetly 0
Always keep your eyes on you purse while you're at a bar.
mintcar 9
You should have your purse with you at all times. Never leave it unattended. Unless, it actually was by your side and you were a little too drunk to notice. This is why I never take my purse with me to the club or bar. I grab an I.D and some cash and keep it in my bra.
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Comments (56)
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Wait...so first you thought that whoever stole your phone from your purse would turn it in? And then you didn't keep an eye on your purse after you'd already been robbed?? Definately a ydi.
michelle_2k3 0
buy a zip up handbag and have it on you at all times!
N0tabasicweezy 0
Sorry there's no app for that
Glenn_Coco 0
Because she's taking breaths! lol
TryptamineDreame 0
Lmao I got robbed by the maitenance guys in my apartment complex, they stole my weed. :( no lie, but it was my fault for not hiding it.
hotshot87 0
ouch... I would be devastated.
GeoX14 7
how did you u post this XML if ur phone was stolen
Gr1mr3ap3r 4
dumbass
WhatTheFuq 0
there's the same amount of space between ur breasts and the sentence... the irony
savvy_suzy 0
Maybe pay attention to things? Drink less?
S_lynne602 0
never take a bag into a bar/club. you're askin for your stuff to get stolen.