Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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aksteve 4
And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?
Rexx 0
how does that even work out?
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Comments (201)
ilovepotatoes_fml 0
wow, that sounds more like an fml for his daughter. i would be VERY displeased if my dad brought home a woman older than me.
fmylifelooser 0
you mean younger? cuz my dads girlfriend is older than me and i am fine.
GoddessDigi 12
Why are you guys even judging her like this? My best friend is 20 and MARRIED to a guy that's 45. They're perfect for each other, and make each other very happy. I couldn't see her with anyone else.
itschris 0
damn lOls thats child abuse xD
Poeki 0
A bit older? rofl, u should get better boyfriends
lovegod 0
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Notastalker 0
is he ****** 50??? lol faiilll
vkimbro16 3
I actually like a guy who is ten years older then me, we've hung out and has done stuff together, but he says im to young.
hannah_elizabeth_fml 7
#6, you're amazing. OP: your gross. Your bf must be way older than you. You're like statutory rape waiting to happen
blackfire_fml 0
A bit? You mean "a ******* lot"?
DarthRant 0
It's a certain type of man who likes women considerably younger: One who can't attract a woman his own age. And there's usually a damn good reason women give someone like that a wide berth. Classy men with something to offer have no problem getting women their own age, and don't have to settle for some young airhead who thinks she's mature because she hangs around with (questionable) older men.