Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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aksteve 4
And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?
Rexx 0
how does that even work out?
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Comments (201)
Wersome 13
A bit? Your boyfriends a pedophile and you have daddy issues
FlyingMoonLady 11
I don't see how you got any of this out that, and being that "pedophile" means being attracted to children 3-12, and being six or more years older, I don't think he's a pedophile. And I don't think we would know if she has daddy issues either. ... do you always talk out of your asshole or just sometimes?
Debstep95 11
#14 You should never assume things about people you don't know... just saying
l2izwan 0
And by bit she means "old enough to be my ******* father."
OohAah01 0
I'm 43 and up 'til now have been thinking that I shouldn't be hitting on girls who are young enough to be my daughter. Thanks for broadening my dating horizons. :-/
perdix 31
OohAah, I'm in the same boat as you, but I had my kid relatively late in life. I wouldn't want to date a girl who is my ACTUAL daughter's age, but I could go for one who is my POSSIBLE daughter's age.
ZleveL 0
ooaah? oorah marines :P
fedex2204 0
#11, congrats to your grandparents. I am dating a man that is 19 years older than me. No daddy issues, and I am of legal age. It is just a number after all. Two people can fall in love at any age and be perfectly happy together. So everyone saying that "he" is a pedophile and "she" has issues needs to learn a little something.
cpatrick820 3
Golddigger
germangirl_fml 0
the question is, when does it start to be awkward?! im dating a guy, who i thought is just 7 years older than i am... and i was shocked when he told me its 17 years...
lovegod 0
i agree but its just all in different opinions
lauradawn 0
I'm in the exact same situation as you, actually. Same age difference and everything. And I completely agree with you.
fangirlofthings 21
It becomes awkward when you make it awkward.
cthulhu1138 1
Either your boyfriend became a father at age 13 or you've been lying to yourself about how much older than you he really is. There's nothing intrinsically wrong with dating a man old enough to be your father.
COBRAMORPH 0
Hey, you & the daughter could share clothes. **** the guy in her clothes, have him cum on them, & then give them back with out washing them, or telling her.
haweb 0
WTF.
EmilyClaire 0
agreed. WTF
ILIEKGIRLS 5
WTF
humorizer 14
WFT
Dingan 0
Win. WINWINWIN.
bittersweets 2
Wow you communicate with your boyfriend a lot, don't you? Wouldn't most people ask for further information if their partner told them they had a child?
Stumblebum30 5
So he's older. Has an older daughter. did the earth stop rotating because of this? this isn't an FML ... more like MLIA.
EmilyClaire 0
wat was the modded comment?
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love (older) assholes. YDI
Gwyndion 9
I'd rather say **** his daughters life. Sure, it'll feel awkward for you but think how it feels for her.