Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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aksteve 4
And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?
Rexx 0
how does that even work out?
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tisiphone_fml 0
That's not a 'bit older'. Let's say you're the minimum consenting age in most states, 18. That would mean she is 19. If he had her at ... let's be really generous and say 16 (it happens), that would make him 35. That is pretty much the most generous guess I can make. If he was also consenting age, it makes him 37, etc. We're looking at an age gap that is at the minimum, about the length of your life. Pretty notable.
its_me_123 0
So basically your boyfriend isn't "a bit" older at all. You're just dating someone who's old enough to be your dad - YDI.
Alice_laughed 13
Damn... and I mean DAMN. I'm so glad that my boyfriend is 5 months younger than me.
catloverlol 0
all of your math is wrong. it doesn't explain how much older the daughter is than her.. there is not enough information to create an equation. the daughter could be a month older.. or 2 years older. plus you don't know how old the boyfriend was when his daughter was born..
aidenkush 0
uhmm wow
darknut79 17
How much is "a bit"?
JessAmmyy_ 0
ABIT?!
annhilator1134 0
well that would make motherhood akward
Midnightpearls 13
alright. let's say you're 16. his daughter would be 17. if he had her young, say at 16, he would have to be 33 years old. soo...a "bit" older?
felisdomestica 2
maybe a only bit older measured using dinosaur year