Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML
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Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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Top comments
soccer4lifeee 0
i agree with #2! soccer is life. live it, breath it, and be it!
brownsound 0
football is life
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Comments (55)
jtaylor69 0
Break up with that ****** and find a better guy.
staaaacyy 0
if this was facebook I wud automatically hit the like button
ahti546 11
Football takes priority over dates, sorry.
kaimabeanhof 12
**** yeah!!
brownsound 0
football is life
anonymous496 0
you mean soccer, "football" sounds retarded
chippedipp 0
No, he means football, the original sport. Not "football" mostly played with your hands. Ignorant american
loganberrybat 11
Excellent response there Chippedipp!!
GoingCommando93 14
38- Why do you automatically assume he is American? His profile doesn't say and the FML didn't say the name of the sport but said "England vs. Germany" so he probably knew what sport anyway. Lots of Americans watch football, and not American football. Please don't comment if you're going to be an ignorant ****.
akidnamedandy 0
DAMN RIGHT Go germany
DoctorKyda 5
Agreed :D
MEGAJOSH 0
While you have my sympathy, it's important that you understand that more often than not, sports are a man's top priority. It's just something you girls have to deal with.
fivetimeslonger 24
If he doesn't make me his priority, then he doesn't deserve to me my priority. Sorry, not sorry.
Sofa_King 0
dump him, football(soccer) is stupid
callofdutyking 3
bitch soccers awesome you hoe
babbu18 0
bet ur just saying that cuz you don't even know how to play soccer so just go get a life
danielm097 0
Dumb bitch soccer rules
hoohaa17 2
Bitch please !!
JTorres8 6
Im sorry that you suck at soccer...
qwillis98 20
Lol stop being assholes cause she doesn't like soccer.
soccer4lifeee 0
i agree with #2! soccer is life. live it, breath it, and be it!
24788 7
sports < women playoffs > wtf is a women?
peasonearth 8
But it wasn't playoffs it was just a friendly..
AntiChrist7 0
you choose an idiot, your own fault.
sm0508 0
So sad... a friend did that to me... but a boy/girlfriend? Dump that asshole.
Bllasae 0
Obviously. Go England!
rhiannon26 0
yep