Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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soccer4lifeee 0
i agree with #2! soccer is life. live it, breath it, and be it!
brownsound 0
football is life
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Comments (55)
turdburgers 0
He's not horny because of all the hookers, if that's what you were wondering about.
peter13 0
oo cmon soccer is the most important thing in life, then ladies are second most sometimes
azz0020 0
Football>Women England Football>Women England vs Germany>Everything
jc10x 8
^This guy is awesome!
kenderman 0
i just wanna know if Germany beat England? and yeah it sucks Football>GF
AceHigh 9
Yes we did!!
pulpfiction_fml 3
I hope he's your soon-to-be-ex boyfriend now.
Flea_fml 0
sorry lady but football tops out. eps when its vs germany!
Lancerman7449 0
American football > soccer
keefer 0
agreed soccer is pussy no contact or excitement it's only so big because it's cheap to play
mittensbum16 0
American football=no brains or talent what so ever. just a lot of fat morons in tights.
fooch 0
american football takes upper body strength. soccer could be played with your upper body cut off (theoretically if somehow you lived)
riceicle1 6
30- Love to see the Goalie in that case
rwac07 0
FC BARCELONAAAAA
sealclubber123 0
get used to it. sports don't complain and talk about stuff no one cares about
dennisj7 0
my GF tried to strip fro me during a Barcelona game… I almost ended up single :)