Love: Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his... - FML

By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

imlagginglol 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

I do this to telemarketers alot

Alli137 6

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:07

so hang up and call back later.

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z620 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:08

u waited ten minutes? ydi op

aa_she_babe 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 6:49

haha totally, I agree with #1

guyberryman 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 7:23

French Open FTW

justcantlivealie 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 7:57

Call his cellphone. Problem solved. Unless he did it on purpose...

jjesseroggaa 3

Thursday 3 June 2010 9:55

Rafael Nadal winning this year > Phone conversation. Hell, why weren't YOU watching the French Open?

CheeseHater 23

Thursday 3 June 2010 10:00

You are cute :)

88sforlife 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 13:42

Yea

missgreenday 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 15:30

I bet she's still on the phone waiting for him.

802 0

Friday 4 June 2010 6:42

hey, it's the French open

Good_Going 0

Friday 4 June 2010 9:48

YDI, it's the French open don't complain!

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