Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
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imlagginglol 0
I do this to telemarketers alot
Alli137 6
so hang up and call back later.
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shadowsbane 0
It happens, OP. Hang up, call back. This isn't a big deal. I put FYL but only because you sat on the phone for a while for nothing. Still, get over it.
shaybaby07 2
You should've hung up...I hang up after like 30 seconds...they'll call back and if not I'll call them back...duh
johnnydeath 0
how is this an fml? omg no! your bf forgot he was on the phone and hot side tracked! fyl!
rockstatic 0
Look, if you want to get offended, you'll always find things to get offended about. People get distracted sometimes. It's not a statement of your value as a person or what he really thinks of you.
lsdinsmore 0
Why didn't you just hang up and call the cell phone?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^ This.
mattyboy624 0
I'm sorry. Next time you talk to him, I would say something to him about that. Sorry to say, but maybe he doesn't care :( I'm sorry, but don't jump to conclusions. Good luck :)
boner_93 2
just be happy his other girlfriend didnt come over and they started having sex... lawl.
passcode5 5
happened to me once too with my ex boyfriend .-.
Lunachic91 6
Hang up. That's rude.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
10 MINUTES!? HOLIE CRAP, HE MUST NOT LOVE U NEMORE! qet the fxck over yerself. let him hav a 10, 15 minute convo with a friend. lord.