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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By MafiaWarsWidow - 05/02/2010 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By Cow_girl_cutie - 03/08/2011 07:47 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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imlagginglol 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

I do this to telemarketers alot

Alli137 6

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:07

so hang up and call back later.

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shadowsbane 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 15:56

It happens, OP. Hang up, call back. This isn't a big deal. I put FYL but only because you sat on the phone for a while for nothing. Still, get over it.

shaybaby07 2

Wednesday 2 June 2010 16:47

You should've hung up...I hang up after like 30 seconds...they'll call back and if not I'll call them back...duh

johnnydeath 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 17:15

how is this an fml? omg no! your bf forgot he was on the phone and hot side tracked! fyl!

rockstatic 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 17:39

Look, if you want to get offended, you'll always find things to get offended about. People get distracted sometimes. It's not a statement of your value as a person or what he really thinks of you.

lsdinsmore 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 18:03

Why didn't you just hang up and call the cell phone?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 2 June 2010 19:45

^ This.

mattyboy624 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 22:15

I'm sorry. Next time you talk to him, I would say something to him about that. Sorry to say, but maybe he doesn't care :( I'm sorry, but don't jump to conclusions. Good luck :)