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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By MafiaWarsWidow - 05/02/2010 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By Cow_girl_cutie - 03/08/2011 07:47 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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imlagginglol 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:09

I do this to telemarketers alot

Alli137 6

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:07

so hang up and call back later.

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gunta 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:18

Yea! Call him back and ask who was playing!

lifesluck 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:18

he's a looser. so are you if you accept that and keep him then ydi to happen all the time.

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:19

GRANMAR NAZIS FTW!!!!

christa953 12

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:32

shyeah

Taylor_YAY 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:35

You were meant to take the hint silly. While he was away, make him a ******* sandwhich for when he's home! It killed him to ignore you, but he can tell if you'd made him one or not :/ ......That's life.

ididitmyself 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:49

uhhh I hang up after a minute. why would you wait that long, get a life, no offense.

lettertjes 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 13:03

I so agree with you.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 2 June 2010 15:10

I agree with stew (#26), She should have just told him to call her back when he was finished. Who waits 10min on the phone? Even when I have nothing to do, I've got better stuff to do than that.

vono360 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 13:03

sucks op that's for sure

gr3y_fml 1

Wednesday 2 June 2010 13:56

So? Don't sweat the small stuff.

perdix 29

Wednesday 2 June 2010 14:09

You must have been listening to a good match to hold for ten minutes! You must also be desperate for entertainment because the commentators don't talk during the points so your really don't know what's going on during the course of play.