Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
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imlagginglol 0
I do this to telemarketers alot
Alli137 6
so hang up and call back later.
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Comments (59)
gunta 0
Yea! Call him back and ask who was playing!
lifesluck 0
he's a looser. so are you if you accept that and keep him then ydi to happen all the time.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
GRANMAR NAZIS FTW!!!!
christa953 12
shyeah
Taylor_YAY 0
You were meant to take the hint silly. While he was away, make him a ******* sandwhich for when he's home! It killed him to ignore you, but he can tell if you'd made him one or not :/ ......That's life.
ididitmyself 0
uhhh I hang up after a minute. why would you wait that long, get a life, no offense.
lettertjes 0
I so agree with you.
RedPillSucks 33
I agree with stew (#26), She should have just told him to call her back when he was finished. Who waits 10min on the phone? Even when I have nothing to do, I've got better stuff to do than that.
vono360 0
sucks op that's for sure
gr3y_fml 1
So? Don't sweat the small stuff.
perdix 31
You must have been listening to a good match to hold for ten minutes! You must also be desperate for entertainment because the commentators don't talk during the points so your really don't know what's going on during the course of play.
1221jamw 11
Perdix.. That was lame D:
youthink_fml 0
You're a fool for waiting 10 minutes. So he forgot - so what? Hang up and call him back later. NOT a FML.
RedPillSucks 33
She can't call him back until he actually hangs up the phone