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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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Saturday 3 October 2015 19:42

He's gonna have fun when it starts growing back!

Caroline1812 20

Saturday 3 October 2015 19:42

I think you're just a good girlfriend! not many people would lend a helping hand like that

Comments

iFevered 19

Saturday 3 October 2015 20:55

Dedication to your guy...

mercedesm 28

Saturday 3 October 2015 21:10

That is true love right there!

onemagicalkitty 8

Saturday 3 October 2015 21:45

not gonna lie, I got this FML was quite adorable and it made me smile. ?

leogachi 15

Saturday 3 October 2015 22:13

@48 Why did you put a question mark at the end of your comment?

soullyfe 33

Saturday 3 October 2015 22:28

@52: They probably tried putting an emoji there and since they don't transfer over, it shows up as a question mark.

ibmike22 13

Saturday 3 October 2015 22:02

10 years from now, you'll be checking him into an institution after you find him shaving his skin off because he "can't turn back now"

derpyshy 16

Saturday 3 October 2015 22:05

Ooooh lord, my chronic folliculitis just flared up at the thought of the the grow-back stage

vikky538 28

Saturday 3 October 2015 22:14

For this Christmas give him the lawn mover as a gift

Angelkisses130 26

Saturday 3 October 2015 22:44

It actually sounds like a really cute (and funny) relationship and I think it's sweet that you two trust each other that much :-) it kind of reminds me of me and my boyfriend to be honest XD