Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan... - FML

By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Superfuzz Big Muff

By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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You deserved it 9 539

By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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You deserved it 8 010

By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Acting is hard work

By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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You deserved it 497

So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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lalasha10 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:22

oh maan,weell at least he cares

Kadz184 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:23

gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.

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31luigi31 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:08

well u prbly sounded like u wer dying!! dnt blame him!

Vitamin_C 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 12:29

I'd like to buy a vowel...

itsmissjox3 0

Friday 18 March 2011 16:08

^ lol

ctlnaaia71 8

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:20

mmmm this post made me horny...

mrssheldoncooper 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:23

Was he for real? FYL

loudlady13 3

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:32

awwwe, atleast he cares about u!

candybling126 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:37

well it just shows that he cares girl..he's obviously afraid he's going to hurt you which he doesn't want to do..

slowtubelite 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:38

I would have been soo mad that I would have said "lovely now u get to start all over again. Get back to work babe!" Pull his head right back down there lol!

notsoluckypup 12

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:43

Hey, at least you CAN climax when a guy goes down on you ...

heather_snooky 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:49

wwwoooowww totalll mood kill

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:53

I agree. :)

avyd 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:54

I hate when that happens

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Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML

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Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

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Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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