Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan... - FML

By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

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Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Acting is hard work

By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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lalasha10 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:22

oh maan,weell at least he cares

Kadz184 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:23

gosh, he cares. you ******* bitch.

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iAriix 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 14:11

You must moan awkwardly...

bootje 5

Thursday 17 March 2011 14:41

and now your life sucks? really?

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 17 March 2011 15:40

Hopefully, her life will suck better next time. That really blows.

sculp91 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 14:59

lol

MrBobby_fml 7

Thursday 17 March 2011 15:37

Lol at, like, all the comments to this... Yeh, it's funny that he stopped, I mean moaning usually means you're doing something right... And hell it's not like she dumped him for it, get over it everyone, I'm sorry you're not getting laid but you'd still be pissed if you were about to splurge and your lady just stopped... hell, she's a woman, it might've been the first time a guy had managed to get her near ******!

frou_fml 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 15:46

And having a boyfriend who is able to give you orgasms sucks because...?

LadyKeke 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 16:08

can u say dumbass lmao

Hawkcody1958 1

Thursday 17 March 2011 16:34

newbie

rubberducky1987 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 17:35

you say your life sucks because of this?? Half of a country lost their homes but yea FYL!

bittersweet1 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 18:49

what's to complain about your man gives good head and cares about you. what a bish.

Xxch3xmixX 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 19:31

wow weak sauce

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