Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
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Top comments
liindsey 25
On the bright side, it means you're attractive enough for someone else at the very least.
untoldfame 3
At least you can go out with the boss now. He has a boat! BOATS AND HOES!
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Comments (74)
Dopehead666 21
Get your ex's boss number.
Forever2204 0
haha thats pretty funny but seriously, FYL
giganticbrain 0
...a creepy crush? Sounds like a pretty normal one to me. You deserve it for being an illiterate fat ****.
monster_tamer 11
Wow. o.o; That's creepy- and wrong. Hope you find someone else who actually likes you for you- not for some guy with a crush who gives them bonuses.
jugglernaut 0
that kind of crush sounds NORMAL to you?? people like you don't deserve to get laid. they seldom do anyway. YDI for projecting yourself onto the OP. tisk tisk.
callargh 0
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people? She absolutely should NOT date the boss! Someone who bribes a guy to date someone just so he has jacking fodder =/= boyfriend material.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Exactly. Marry him, hang out for a while, then divorce him and keep half his stuff.
ladiidaa 0
Yes. Lets add more, "My ex wife is a gold digging ho" fmls to this site. =.=
MarkO_fml 0
Marry him and keep half his stuff? You're an idiot. I hope you're not some **** who has this as her retirement plan because that's not how it works. You can't just marry some rich guy and divorce him the next day for half his money. Marriage laws state you're only entitled to (maybe) half of the assets the marriage produces. You're entitled to nothing he had before marrying him.
Dynoblaze 1
wow. Your boyfriend was pimping you out kinda. guess you should be glad it's over. Bet his boss has photos of you somewhere so he can get off.
Cupcake10 0
I ****** a MERMAIIIAIIIAIIIAD!!!
Essentials 0
go find the boss. he clearly wants you.
nabzilla 0
eww what is wrong with that boss? and your ex what a douche. >.> hate men like that.