Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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Top comments
heygirlie777 21
Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...
desidog 12
He's a pussy
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Comments (73)
ArkeVayden 8
That must be confusing, good luck.
ThisIsKitt3n 6
Really? I thought it was backwards Latin.
little_one1 14
I wish I could speak Russian...
Aspireworks 12
Drink a bunch of vodka and just start making sounds. It'll come to you.
cypherwars 15
ahh that was cruel!
jamaicanme 3
Regardless of what he said, it's the fact that he said it in a language he knew you wouldn't understand that makes him a coward. He could have said he knocked up your mother. Let him go, you deserve someone who's man enough to be 100 at all times.
breakinlegs 19
damn straight!
worldclassrager 41
That is hard to tell if it is or not...hope things work out...
Linemanmike 17
Get him some vodka he'll love you forever.
prettyinpink4884 9
He's not worth it anyway, sounds like an idiot.
Aspireworks 12
18: You're thinking of demon summoning ritua-- Oh, point taken.
ryechaser 8
Talking in a language your SO doesn't understand doesn't make any sense. They might as well not even talk.
olpally 33
What an asshole thing to do. People suck.