Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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heygirlie777 21
Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...
desidog 12
He's a pussy
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Comments (73)
russian_canuck 8
I am Russian, and I speak French and English. I can't see where Russian is muttering, articulation is crazy here as opposed to French which is true muttering for me. when I came back from France, my tongue and lips had to adjust to Russian articulation after leisurely French
Gb1625 7
may be he is ill. Just talk to him in Chinese. lol
DanielleinDC 34
"We need to talk" is never a good sign. Usually it's a woman saying it to her boyfriend, striking dread into his heart. Muttering in any language and leaving is never a good sign.
sickerthanyou 13
Call him, speak Chinese, laugh and hang up
crowleyandmoose 6
Sounds like he wasn't STALIN around...
sbuymov 3
I'm Russian, what did he say? Do you remember?
erfyerf 14
He was Russian to he out of the relationship
Goblin182 27
Nothing good has ever followed, "we need to talk".
outoftown 27
Finally, we've found the one time when being dumped by text is the better option.
PerCat 12
ahhh I know some russian and that sounds just like me hahaha