Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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pfx2_fml 15
Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..
darwinism 30
Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.
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Comments (201)
deathchair64 1
Not FML FTW
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Tell him "Nookie you now not get. Hmmmm?"
kriz_allizwell 6
I find your lack of tightness disturbing...
DarkCobalt55 6
Tell him your Yoda will train in him in the ways of the force and how to control his lightsaber if you know what I mean xD
jdizz16 16
Find a Beach. They say the salt water tightens it right up!
aksel1218 13
Hahaha
aduren1 5
May the force be INSIDE you.
linkmax 15
Use the force, you must.
ChelsiiBabee 5
All I can think of is the statement: Is your ****** yoda? 'Cause yodalicious.
argybargy 3
If he's wrong, you should dump him. If he's right, you should definitely talk to your doctor.