Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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pfx2_fml 15
Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..
darwinism 30
Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.
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Comments (201)
StrangeDuckling 9
You should be honoured!!
Roguedork19 8
Nobody thought of the Exogorth?? Dang, I'm such a nerd.
animal50199 10
OP that's when the punch line is q'd and you say, "hey that's not fair I've never complained about your dick which looks like it has shrunk. Damn dude it has shrunk! Or has it always been that small....?"
YoshisHoe 0
LOL.
honestyslife 9
Ahhhahahahahaha! I'm so sorry
andiewithlove 21
Slimy? Mud hole? Her ****** that is!
skittlesmeep 4
Pictures for proof and clarification! jk
madipoo_LOVE23 0
Vaginas are beautiful. I am a girl & I'm straight but I'm just saying. If he doesn't like it tell him you won't be playing with his light saber for a while. That'll shut him up.
cashflow94 0
lmfaoooo
89DaniMarie 2
Technically, your vulva looks like Yoda. Unless he has a speculum, I highly doubt he can see your ******