Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Nice!
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Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Strange terminology
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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pfx2_fml 15
Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..
darwinism 30
Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.
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Comments (201)
sierrarose1993 0
you should probably get that checked out. my boyfriend always says it just looks pretty and pink. lol
Crystak96 2
This is hilarious because I know who posted this XD
dspolleke 19
But everybody loves Yoda
namelessmonster 6
Yoda looks much better!
Enchiladattack 12
Sucks, your life does
NotASquirrel 19
Do, do not, there are no *****
herpderp1234 17
Gonna cum, I am!
pickpocket2018 11
You should say, "out eat it, you must"