Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
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United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
growlr
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nice!
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
FMluck
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Anonymous
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Not true
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Strange terminology
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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pfx2_fml 15
Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..
darwinism 30
Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.
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hahasooo 2
Whats Yoda?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yoda is a little green man who will come to your house at night and beat 37 types of shit out of you for not knowing who he is.
Dracoboxer357 36
66- Really? I thought that was Chuck Norris. ;P But go ahead and list all 37 types for me. I think I reached 8.... 62- Go watch Star Wars, Yoda is a character almost as well recognized as Jesus for the last 35 years in sci-fi movies. :p
hahasooo 2
Okay got it. Thanks! but i wont be watching star wars, i do not enjoy that.
cartooncharacter 9
Dumbass...Google it!!!!! If you're on FML, you are on Internet, get to google and type in Yoda! Omg!!! People are so stupid and lazy nowadays. God! I hate lazy!!
DocBastard 40
You know what I hate? The excessive use of exclamation points. That and people who answer their own questions.
l23VIVE 17
Wait 108 how do you know you don't like Star Wars if you haven't seen it? He must be.... A Trekkie
Brak61 5
As long as he didn't say it smells like Jabba The Hut you're okay.
ohhhhreally 3
Well I can't tell if that is good or bad?
greenie213 23
You mean small and green with the occasional white hair.
Ray_of_midnight 23
'Eat it, you will.'
jazzybaby179 22
May the FORCE be with him;)!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Should've told him,"lick it, you will."
Anth194 3
Need pictures, for science
SickWRXMon 3
Wow, thats rough! Does it sound like yoda too?
CreepInTheCorner 11
mmmm that's sexy..