Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
growlr
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Nice!
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
FMluck
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Anonymous
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Not true
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Strange terminology
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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pfx2_fml 15
Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..
darwinism 30
Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.
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Comments (201)
EmoBitchRock 0
Dump him, you should.
jayhawkchik 4
Green ?.... Get yourself checked out, cuz that ain't right!
JustKittyKat 24
"Get inside me, you must!"
seth_newhouse 0
That sucks I'm sorry
StaminPrimer 0
didn`t know vaginas were green and had oversized green ears with a shitload of white hair coming out of them.
Jewbenita 0
Funny as hell, that is. If you end up having a kid with this guy, name him luke so he can say "luke i am your father" haha
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Ironically, I knew a boy who was very obviously named after Star Wars back when I was 14. I was in army cadet boot camp in Vernon, BC, and the sergeant was doing roll call for our first day as we haven't really met yet. It went; "Smith, John!" "Here Sargeant!" "Boxer, Draco!" "Here Sargeant!" "Luke, Skywalker!" And we burst out laughing until we heard, ".....here sergeant....mutter mutter mutter..." Apparently, his name surname was Luke. His parents named him Skywalker and he grew up hating the entire movie collection because of it. :P *Shrugs* I guess everyone knows someone with a bad name, like all the Harry Dycks of the world or whatnot.
summerskye614 1
There's a boy at my school named Anakin! Although sadly his last name isn't Skywalker. (:
onelove858 5
Enter it you must
Leslier_fml 4
Maybe he felt your force
Suekoff16 3
Looks like Yoda your ****** does
awesomeAlexx0 0
If your ****** looks like yoga you might want to see a doctor. Green and hairy doesn't sound like it is a normal thing for ****** health