Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
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bugwub 0
Tickling can be very intimate and sexual. Don't whine, OP, have fun with it.
daniel_acelticsf 0
maybe he just really enjoys tickling you. most people like seeing their boyfriend/girlfriend laugh, which could contribute
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Comments (94)
sne7688 0
guessing she's not out of high school yet. The past 5 years I have had the best sex in my entire life. Know why? Put it this way... I graduated in 2006. Lmao.
kookies11113 0
suckkaaaa
kirac123 0
Simple: giggle/laugh while having sex with him. Problem solved.
frenchy_vs_death 0
So? That just proves he enjoys making you laugh rather than being a sex junkie. To me, he is a good guy and I don't see why that's so bad.
Sunsbeenkind 0
You never heard of a tickle fetish? xD
pikachu114 0
Have him tickle you wile you too have sex. Some people only have a certain way to get off, maybe tickling is his? It doesn't mean that he doesn't love you or find you attractive, simply means he has a fetish and people with fetishes need those needs met.
megitts 0
lol that sucks! laugh while your doing it?
ThankfullyNotYou 1
Women aren't automatically giggle boxed, perfect bodied, sex machines. Some day maybe men will turn off the **** and appreciate what they got in front of them. Probably not though. So you don't act very enthusiastic about sex? That's probably his fault. Go ahead and tell him so. Women got needs too!
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
Oh dear god.... I think... My boyfriend makes more sense to me now.... FML FYL
WolfAttac 0
haha atleast you can tickle your girlfriend, mine won't let me tickle her