Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
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Top comments
bugwub 0
Tickling can be very intimate and sexual. Don't whine, OP, have fun with it.
daniel_acelticsf 0
maybe he just really enjoys tickling you. most people like seeing their boyfriend/girlfriend laugh, which could contribute
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Comments (94)
prepayedtank 0
I love my gf's laugh, not more then her moans but still, don't complain
devin17 4
That doesn't even sound that bad because he doesn't need your sex to entertain him just your laugh like
kjlancaster 21
At least that shows your relationship won't be ALL about sex, which is what most girls want. If it was the other way around you'd hate it I bet.
Sansational_ 18
Holy shit my sides