Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment...

By JessykaB - 28/08/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 09:00 - United States - La Crosse

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML

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Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/04/2012 01:59 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

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What a Q-tip

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Headshot!

By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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By Helseac - 17/12/2018 03:00

Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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bugwub 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 16:40

Tickling can be very intimate and sexual. Don't whine, OP, have fun with it.

daniel_acelticsf 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 17:10

maybe he just really enjoys tickling you. most people like seeing their boyfriend/girlfriend laugh, which could contribute

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prepayedtank 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:35

I love my gf's laugh, not more then her moans but still, don't complain

devin17 4

Wednesday 24 September 2014 13:32

That doesn't even sound that bad because he doesn't need your sex to entertain him just your laugh like

kjlancaster 21

Sunday 12 April 2015 1:59

At least that shows your relationship won't be ALL about sex, which is what most girls want. If it was the other way around you'd hate it I bet.

Sansational_ 18

Thursday 4 February 2016 13:41

Holy shit my sides

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