Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
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Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
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bugwub 0
Tickling can be very intimate and sexual. Don't whine, OP, have fun with it.
daniel_acelticsf 0
maybe he just really enjoys tickling you. most people like seeing their boyfriend/girlfriend laugh, which could contribute
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Comments (94)
DuckFlu 0
He tickles OP's fancy.
a_nicole11 0
wow . that's emberassing
deaper 16
I agree HIS life sucks!
omfgrofl1337 0
If he wants you to laugh so much, laugh at his p3nis next time you guys have sex
holaworld 0
tell him that you get the same amount of pleasure from a viberator
holaworld 0
more pleasure*
bonjovi_rules 0
that DOES suck! maybe u should put a tape recorder in the room while your bangin then check it out later just to hear what he hears...
dodgewama 0
At least his honest
Dragonpark 0
I didn't see the FML here. u should be happy he isn't sex crazed. he likes ur laugh more then ur moan. what's wrong with that?
triggerit 5
she wants more sex, is hard to get?
CireSisselpud 0
hahahA
lonidani9229 3
ok