Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
I love watching peoples' lives fall apart via Facebook :)
felton 0
What a dumbass! Lol .
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Comments (97)
DocBastard 40
What kind of self-respecting 23 year old man calls a 15 year old kid ugly? Not cool, dude.
mtnairtom 0
Wow and you still call him your boyfriend. Does he drive or ride the short bus
BWill9014 4
for you to date someone so dumb you're obviously not to bright yourself... make smarter decisions in your dating life
cartiea 0
tizzy. very cute. honestly.
gunman15 4
well you probably don't have a idiot for a boyfriend anymore
rencegoh 0
i am pretty sure he is tired of you and wants you to initiate a breakup first. move on with life!
Musk_fml 0
Hahahahhaha
adorkable_spazz 0
She's not even ugly, jerkwad!
adorkable_spazz 0
*@56,
adorkable_spazz 0
Oh, wow, he's DUMB...I hope you dumped him. You can do way better. [: