Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
I love watching peoples' lives fall apart via Facebook :)
felton 0
What a dumbass! Lol .
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Comments (97)
ortega_fml 0
he's a keeper. YDI.
SleepyHead34 0
-cough,cough- man ***** never trust em sweety
fckyew 0
Wow, cheater much? Dump him OP.
StaticSky 2
what an idiot
Erindub 0
Lame. Lame of him to say that, lame of you to expect him to be that whipped
make_me_smile 4
ur bf is a dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!
Zabrielle 0
That's kind of retarded... =
Charlotteeexx 0
he sounds smart
IcyJack 7
Wait, you blame the girls as well but still say it's facebook's fault? What backward logic is this? In all honesty, we have douchebags on both sides of the spectrum, and facebook is just a medium that d'bags and normal people use. PS: I can't believe I just defended a social networking site...ugh.
Pandaemonium 0
you deserve it for dating a 40-year-old. I assume he's at least 40 if he doesn't know how facebook works..