Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
I love watching peoples' lives fall apart via Facebook :)
felton 0
What a dumbass! Lol .
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TropicalTulipz 0
confront his ass, then watch him crumble trying to make up an excuse, then dump him......simple...
karinabeby 0
dump him.
allmidnighteyes 11
I love watching peoples' lives fall apart via Facebook :)
lizzzzzx3m 17
facebook = relationship killer
kiwi00 0
That's because people are stupid enough to put stuff that will ruin relationships on facebook.
dragead12 0
People = relationship killer
AwesumIndianGurl 0
LOL that made me laugh!^ :)
mintcar 10
Facebook drama.... Ugh.
yumsugarr 8
oman.
sparta98 4
I'm sorry =(. Your 'boyfriend' is not worth the air he breathes. I speak as a guy. Drop him like he's on fire, before his other 'girlfriends' get the idea that you're the 'other woman'. Again though, I'm sorry.
nikki456123 0
dump him.
fearfulsymmetry 1
No, immature douchebags ruin relationships. Facebook is merely a tool for those douchebags to use.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well op now everyone knows he's an asshole! You can enjoy sympathy sex with some nice young men, while the only pussy he gets will be from AIDS infested ******!