Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
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chellean11 0
Me. I don't see an issue with his priorities
ilovehamburgers 0
hunting Easter Eggs are awesome! and only comes once a year. you can have sex anytime.
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Comments (202)
allykaaay 5
Better than most men.
Grouse 5
Chocolate>sex
Oles123 0
Hhh
Oles123 0
Jesus died for your sins.. God forbid you go to church on Easter -.-
xXNerrrdXx 16
im surprised to see a girl that wants sex more than to enjoy her time with her bf doing random stuff x_x
Gassystevie 6
Glad to see he has his priorities straight
xerbrus 14
Easter eggs-one day a year. sex-as many times as possible odds are more than one day a year. he's just seizing the day
Boom_magic 5
If a guy I dated wanted to hunt Easter eggs, I'd be thrilled and go hunt them with him.
Cole_Minton 3
Wise decision on his side, Easter eggs are worth waiting for sex for.
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Man big hunter. Needs to show how good man by hunting and killing prey. You grateful when eating kill. Then sex.