Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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Top comments
chellean11 0
Me. I don't see an issue with his priorities
ilovehamburgers 0
hunting Easter Eggs are awesome! and only comes once a year. you can have sex anytime.
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Comments (202)
nismos13420guy 0
wow all you ppl saying her boy was in the right wow hes right on his way to **** hunting what a fag sorry chick you need to gett you boy in line and im a guy saying this wow some ppls kids
RobynL 0
I think you have a problem with your priorities
XR3MY 0
your over reacting ><
fraqtl 1
you can have sex anytime! Easter comes but once a year!
bigbadblackman 2
agreed with 182
AveraX76 0
How old are you? Is your boy friend like 10 years old?
Chipmunk1994 0
you gotta let him be a kid before a wild man beast that wants nothing but sex... guys that can say they wanna do something as childish as that before having sex are usually the good ones that want you for more than your va-jay-jay. while still being a fun person
ShanieceRamirez9 0
whats up
tinypurplegiant 0
I don't see an fml here....your going to have sex, just gonna have to be patient:)
ShanieceRamirez9 0
yea he is saving the best for last
broomhildo 19
How dare he want to do other things that don't consist of sex.