Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to a restaurant for lunch and said, “It’s time we talk about our future.” I got all emotional, thinking he was going to propose. Instead, he calmly told me he’s moving to another country. I cried into my breadsticks. FML
Today, I excitedly told my parents I was going to India for an exotic vacation in two months. My dad responded with a "DO NOT REDEEM THE VACATION!" reaction in a racist voice while laughing. My mom snorted and fake-chastised him while also laughing. FML
Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Hey India could be fun! Just try not to get lost or kidnapped. Of course I don't know how you'll drive across the ocean but, meh, thats all just logistics
Destroyer_2_2 15
wow what an idiot
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Comments (136)
worldclassrager 41
You better put a strong propeller on your car to make it across the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean...or buy some plane tickets...
ELoni_fml 25
FYL? I would kill to travel to India! Appreciatie your opportunities
drshn 22
FYI India is cheap so you just need about 1000 bucks or even less to comfortably enjoy your vacation.
metheonlyb 17
You just need the money for Air travel! Staying in my country isn't a costly affair. You will be surprised how cheap luxurious things for you will be in India. Do come. :)
meladuh 16
But not by driving of cos
Bryanb1306 13
Why is this a FML?
patrickalamo 48
I hope they finish construction of the bridge soon.
missyfiona89 28
It's pretty far fetched, but I do know people who "drove" across continents. They'll drive as much as possible, then ship their cars over the ocean, then continue driving from the next port.
Smoothiemuch 8
Lmao! He is funny but hurry show him a map! Well I heard Taj Mahal is an awesome place to visit though I've never been to India. I'm half Bangladeshi and if you ever plan to visit that country I suggest not to. Believe me it's not worth a visit, India is a good choice.
conman531 23
Let us know how the trip was. And tell us how getting over the Atlantic worked out.
Aero_x 21
He has a private jet then, right?
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
I understand you mistaking his desired vacation spot considering you can't drive to India from the U.S. But maybe your boyfriend recently invested in a car boat hybrid? If so, have a nice trip Op!
mkcherry 14
Bangladesh isn't even in India it is a separate country. His is knowledge of geography apparently stops at his front door.
blackonblight 33
Maybe he meant it as a list, as in England, France, here we come, not London, England, here we come. Oh let me dream just a bit.