Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to a restaurant for lunch and said, “It’s time we talk about our future.” I got all emotional, thinking he was going to propose. Instead, he calmly told me he’s moving to another country. I cried into my breadsticks. FML
Today, I excitedly told my parents I was going to India for an exotic vacation in two months. My dad responded with a "DO NOT REDEEM THE VACATION!" reaction in a racist voice while laughing. My mom snorted and fake-chastised him while also laughing. FML
Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Hey India could be fun! Just try not to get lost or kidnapped. Of course I don't know how you'll drive across the ocean but, meh, thats all just logistics
Destroyer_2_2 15
wow what an idiot
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Comments (136)
underthesea12 24
Bring a snorkel!
kl08 12
hopes hes more beautiful than he is an idiot...
an3ph 20
That's going to be a long trip, and you're going to drown.
blackonblight 33
That or it's going to be a short trip because he has a hovercar.
avapaige1234 19
I sure hope that your boyfriend is not a 5 year old kid.
MadmanOZ 10
five year olds would know that india and bangladesh are on a different continent!
Corbane11 16
I hope he has a jesus fish sticker on his car, better chance of getting there
rjt93 18
I am from India, Riding here quiet good if you are an aggressive driver(very aggressive).... And many roads are not good they are bone crushing massagers.... good luck I think you start a new Movie TAKEN IN INDIA (help).
avidreader121 7
can't fix stupid!!! time to get a new one lol
Federgirl 19
I agree with #1
simsgirlgem 25
Run and fast you don't want that in your kids gene pool
vikky538 29
seriously .."drive to India."..how could he possibly think that he can drive to India..