Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to a restaurant for lunch and said, “It’s time we talk about our future.” I got all emotional, thinking he was going to propose. Instead, he calmly told me he’s moving to another country. I cried into my breadsticks. FML
Today, I excitedly told my parents I was going to India for an exotic vacation in two months. My dad responded with a "DO NOT REDEEM THE VACATION!" reaction in a racist voice while laughing. My mom snorted and fake-chastised him while also laughing. FML
Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML
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Awahso 25
Hey India could be fun! Just try not to get lost or kidnapped. Of course I don't know how you'll drive across the ocean but, meh, thats all just logistics
Destroyer_2_2 15
wow what an idiot
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AllStache 11
Tell him it was a mistake and that you misheard him if he hasn't already booked the flight, if he already booked it send me a postcard.
PotterHead_DH 26
Well he wouldn't book a flight. He clearly said he wants to drive.
stargirl_95 24
Also I don't know how he could have booked a flight to Bangladesh, India considering that Bangladesh and India are two different countries.
garebear61 14
My only suggestion is to take a plane to at least Europe first, but after that let him drive till his heart is content.
Samster2000 9
From Europe? That's still going to be a hell of a lot of driving, especially to find out Bangladesh hasn't been a part of India for over 65 years. But to go to Bangladesh, you would surely want to fly to China first.
LostInTheZone11 29
Do you happen to own the Lotus Esprit from James Bond?
pratikp03 22
Might as well have some fun. Visit the Taj Mahal in India! It's awesome.
lulinator 40
Go-go Gadget boat-car...?
NessaMae 19
He sounds very adventurous! But still, India all of a sudden? I mean, that's totally alright, but what a random choice in country. Or is it? I could only think that because I've never met anyone who has wanted to go to India.
PotterHead_DH 26
The alarming thing is that he thinks Bangladesh is a city in India, as opposed to a completely different country. Also the fact that he genuinely believes he can drive there. Not adventurous.
maffy11 16
Thank you #45, I was hoping someone would mention that eventually... As for your boyfriend; he must be, hopefully, amazingly good looking, adventurous definitely, but so stupid.
DanielleinDC 34
He may have meant Bangalore and misspoke, but given that he thinks one can drive from the U.S. to India, I'm not so sure. Or maybe he wants to drive to Bangladesh and then India, Either way, hope your boyfriend has an amphibious car or your trip may end pretty quickly.
thelamestplace 8
I choose to ignore the fact that he's kind of an idiot and go for the bright side: you don't have to drive to Indiana. As someone who lived there, I can tell you that it sucks. It's the lamest place in the world. You should also teach your boyfriend a little geography. And that cars can't drive across the ocean.
katieliz8293 2
I'm from Indiana and when I get on omegle and things like that you have no idea how many people mistake Indiana for India.
tranced_ 45
why would he say Bangladesh?!
metheonlyb 17
Why not? It is right next to us! And you should know that getting to India from Bangladesh isn't tough! Loads of people are doing that and our govt gives them citizenship! :D
Dontalktome 9
The only way his plan could be dumber would be if he actually wanted to drive to India from the west.... through Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan etc.
ibanghellokitty 8
Good thing he has a wife! This way she'll watch if he does anything out of the ordinary, like driving his car into the ocean lets just say. ;D