Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
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Top comments
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Sounds like this guy is a keeper.
allie2590 31
I don't understand why you asked him why. It sounds to me like you were fishing for compliments. Maybe he gave you an answer like that because you put him on the spot.
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Comments (110)
meggieeeee92 27
If that's not the definition of true love, then I don't know what is.
tony1891 22
guess you can buy love. keep they gifts coming.
ckerane 16
material things shouldn't matter
Sporkly 26
YDI. As someone else said, asking why just sounded like you were fishing for compliments.
Nymphetamatrix 19
It's her boyfriend. Wouldnt anyone else wonder what about themselves made their partner choose to be with them instead of someone else? Maybe OP needed a confidence boost, so what? Is that wrong?
CarlosDanger 12
Are you twelve?
BFons 19
Brutal
smalltownman 15
How old is your boyfriend? 12?
whenitdidhappen 14
cute trial : fail
91hayek 31
I like this guys style; don't over think it. She does nice things and looks nice. Pretty sweet combination to be honest.
vividpictures 17
Your boyfriend has a way with words.
SplineMan 4
I'm not from the Southern United States, but those who are familiar with the area will understand this: "Bless his heart" :x
xxrogerthatxx 19
lol, so right
Respect101 17
I live in Texas, and I can garuntee I can find people in Michigan that say that. After they stop making fun of the way I talk...:,( They are the ones with the weird Yankee accent.