Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
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Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
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Top comments
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Sounds like this guy is a keeper.
allie2590 31
I don't understand why you asked him why. It sounds to me like you were fishing for compliments. Maybe he gave you an answer like that because you put him on the spot.
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Comments (110)
Blahblah9921 4
break up with him
connorgrant98 24
Why would you ask him why he loves you?
fairyFlaw 5
You deserve it for fishing for compliments.
an3ph 20
You should have stuck with what was behind door A.
dDailydDosage 8
Never ask why. It only leads to disappointment. My boyfriend could never really answer that question. He said he just did. Only when we got to the 14th month marker did he actually give me an answer. It took him seven months. He'll give an answer, just give it time
someguyhere 12
Sounds like love to me!
zineb22 10
Oh, nothing's as wonderful as love
InsanityQ 2
It's usually the other way around.. He's a gold digger
Eltobak 13
No question about your BF beeing an idiot. But is it just me who hates the why question? Why not just accept that someone does love u, instead of needing to point out every reason?
tashb 17
I bet you're beautiful and always look great! Disregard him, stay positive!