unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
bojangles
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Anonymous
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Username
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
NothowIimaginedmyday
United States
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Foxy0706
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Top comments
plethora 3
He was just doing to naive male thing and not realising that you'd be offended. He's probably trying to be genuinely helpful. But honestly, what woman actually -shaves- her face? It's called hot wax ffs.
Raceta 5
yeah you really shouldn't shave... I know hundreds of women that have little mo's. I have an electric facial hair thingo for mine, my friend waxes, My sister goes to the beauty shop to get hers waxed and my other friend bleaches it. You can also get hair removal gel which works too.. but yeah, I wouldn't recommend shaving!
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BeautyBaby099 18
Get a NONO
elfplaneswalker 9
tbh, kindof sweet of him if you have thicker upper lip hair. he probably knows you didn't get taught and wanted to be helpful. it's cute