Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Partners
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
chanclepants
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Self-loathing intensifies
🌶️ Spicy
Whatever floats your turd
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
soontobedumped
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Love and threats
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
howard1954
San Francisco, United States
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Sam
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Why would you do that?
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
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perdix 31
Maybe they'll give you a dungeon as a wedding gift!
FHGrif 0
Well do they aprove?
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ceceisgay 0
your boyfriends a ****. i woulda hit him
Compass 0
@#5 You're on the Internet. @OP The perfect way to get revenge: "forget" the safety word.
sweetbiotch88 0
What the douce
sextacular 0
YDI.
MotorBabe 0
it's ok. I have a water fetish trust me ur fine sweetie.
ufcgsp92 0
haha #18, im kinda into bondage too OP and whats a water fetish? u like having sex in water?
youngbutwise15 5
@31, Having sex in water could be what he/she means/ Or they could be refering to Liquidophilia which is the attraction or desire to immerse your genitals in liquids. (Damn, I need to stop reading on weird things like these, I'm only 13 -.-;)
Mackenize16 0
I also have a bondage fetish ;) Thats why my boyfriend always has ropes & duct tape around his house
MotorBabe 0
water fetish is when you get turned on by water. the sound the feel the smell anything really.
Mackenize16 0
Yea i definitely don't have a water fetish
secretxxx06 6
since when does water have a smell?
ufcgsp92 0
dam lol 32 how the hell id u read about that and 33... kinda cool lol
MotorBabe 0
cool? I haven't heard it described that way yet. lol
xTehruhh 0
Woahh there; Kinky, much?