By thanksgrandpa - 08/03/2016 20:08 - Canada - Concord

Today, an attractive woman sat beside me at the doctor's office. Unfortunately, on my other side was my senile old uncle who can't control his bowels, and after a few uncontrollable farts, she was on the other side of the room. FML
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Checker 20

Is a doctor's office really a great place to pick up women?

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Zarcissa 34

Don't blame your uncle for something he has no control over. There'll be lots of attractive girls later in life, but your uncle might not live long.

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Checker 20

Is a doctor's office really a great place to pick up women?

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vikky538 28

I donno about that. But let's just even if you pick up women you likely to pickup otherthings

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Dale_shackleford 13

Women who go to the doctor care about their health.

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mswim 27

Sure, but they might also be going there because they got things to be worried about. Like an infection.

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FrustratedFrank 12

As opposed to the abortion clinic or the funeral home, I'd say yes. Absolutely. :)

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Zarcissa 34

Don't blame your uncle for something he has no control over. There'll be lots of attractive girls later in life, but your uncle might not live long.

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Dave_Davington 33

Honestly, what were you planning to do had she stayed? It's a doctor's office, not a singles' bar.

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tomvertigo 17

Everythings a singles bar if you try hard enough, apparrently.

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tygerarmy 35

You know, if you wanted to you could still have attempted to talk to her?

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

I dunno about her, but when I go to the doctors, it's because I'm sick, and the last thing on my mind would be getting a date.

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PANDORUM89 21

agreed, same for me. however I know a lot of people that go just for preventative care. one of my friends goes FOR EVERYTHING. if she sees a spot on her arm she goes straight to the Dr. Overall, we don't know what kind of Dr. they were there to see so she could've been in fine health, just there to get something looked at.

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booze_n_bitches 37

@18 Oh god. That poor doctor! He didn't train for 6 years, and work for another 10 to repeatedly look at pimples on her arm. I think I'd go mad.

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tygerarmy 35

She's at the doctor's office too, they could have been her farts.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Your uncle sure blew her away, with his intoxicating aroma.

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jfj126 13

Well think about it your a good man for taking care of your uncle.

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doemetoch 28

Oh get over yourself, it's not like you HAVE to try and flirt with a woman just because she's attractive. She probably wouldn't appreciate getting hit on while waiting to see a doctor. You're there to help your uncle, how about focussing on that instead? The poor man can't help it if he has to fart a lot.

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Algorithm 24

"Today, some asshole tried hitting on me at the doctor's office. He was perfectly healthy and there to escort his sick relative. I was more preoccupied with whether I was going to have to miss work the next day and get fired/whether the lump in my breast was cancer/how I was going to pay for my surgery/insert five million possible scenarios here. FML."

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v4valour 15

Guess you can say she was Gone with the Wind.

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