Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
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Serisent 26
Not strong is the force in you, my precious.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.
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Comments (295)
furbyface711 9
I would dump you right then and there.
Phoebe_Buffay 14
But... How the hell do you confuse Gollum and Yoda?!
gc327072 30
The same way you confuse chocolate and broccoli: by being especially stupid.
LoveMeDontHateMe 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Still if your boyfriend truly likes you he shouldn't really care
xSunnyOlivia 17
Why is this thumbed down?
BeachGirl27 23
I know what you mean - there are heaps of comments that have been buried for reasons that escape me!
longchow 8
It's probably thumbed down because people think along the lines of, "If she truly liked him, then she should've apologized and try to correct her failure by watching a Star Wars and LotR marathon with the boyfriend."
courtney680 17
She probably shouldn't have came into the conversation if she doesn't know what they are talking about. But Gollum and Yoda... Honestly I thought everyone knew who they were..
panicsdisaster 17
The priorities of nerds should never be underestimated. You should know this. You date him.
kumonsucks 7
The virginity is strong with this one
junkman6 22
You're totally right this girl will be a virgin forever because she doesn't know the difference between Gollum and Yoda.
kumonsucks 7
You don't get it haha, I mean like if he doesn't talk theres no sex :p
OptimusVader 23
The sarcasm is not strong in this one
Lizzy500 16
20-I think it means HE will be a virgin forever, because he cares more about Yoda and Smeagol than he does about having sex with a real girl.
capslockisgood 19
166 its already been pointed out that 20's comment was sarcasm, why don't you understand?
Googolman 29
He will be a virgin forever because he likes certain movies? It's not like he turned down sex to go talk to his friends about it, or are you saying couples are obligated to have sex 24/7? He and his friends must be big fans, and it must have been embarassing for him.
shyeahh_fml 19
Seriously, they're pretty different characters. OP deserves it.
noelasis94 18
At least you didn't tell them you had sex with two guys named Gollum and yoda, talk about awkward.
Kruiser 16
Wait... what? Confused I am
Wizzlbang 10
in what circumstances would anyone accidentally say that? ever? EVER?
noelasis94 18
Thumbs way down for a joke, I'd laugh if someone said they had sex with Gollum and Yoda.
shorty6823 28
If I ever did that, I would completely understand my boyfriend being upset with me.
jojo52 4
stupid you are young padawan