Health: Today, my boyfriend sent me an article about how smelling farts...

By anon - 09/11/2016 20:54 - United States - Laurel

Today, my boyfriend sent me an article about how smelling farts can reduce dementia then added, "You're welcome." FML

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Same thing different taste

By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Farty - 02/09/2021 19:01 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

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GlennGuagmire 20

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:03

He's unknowingly gave u the permission to start passing gas on him any time u want.

WCARlover 34

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:41

All the times my brother used to sit on me and fart are gonna pay off, yay!

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 10 November 2016 21:46

Ah, I remember that article. I ALSO remember the researchers who did the original study calling everyone friggin idiots for believing that crap.

Arshoo14 2

Friday 11 November 2016 5:28

What a great idea! Could you give the article name?

darkshadus 10

Friday 11 November 2016 13:11

I told my wife about the same article she didn't believe it either hahaha

teechur 15

Friday 11 November 2016 20:10

I totally need that article...we sleep in a room with five fatty dogs. LOL.

servicedogluvr 2

Monday 14 November 2016 22:05

omg, this is the greatest FML that I have ever read

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