Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
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CueTheMusic 22
He can still marry you, but you don't get the hassle of changing your name on driving licence, bank cards etc. That's brilliant!
tabbydionysis 18
"You know that means I can't kiss you, because we have the same last name and that would be incest"
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Comments (149)
tumtum888 12
The Lannisters send their regards
StarkWolf_fml 23
NO!!! :-(
Nicholas12 15
then you're related
anonymous6847684 3
I am more concerned as to why they have the same last name in the first place...
iamananglophile 18
Really? You've never met multiple people with the last name 'Smith', for example?
HammyBear13 8
When i was in high school, the varsity quarterback and i had the same last name and everyone used to call me the quarterback kid, even though we werent related in any way. We had never even met until our senior year in high school. Its not uncommon for people to have the same last name and be unrelated. Hes a loser for giving that excuse OP. Tell him to either leave the relationship or grow some balls and get over the common name. If he really loved you, he wouldnt care about last names.
Mimical 3
You people act like he has to get married. Maybe he just isn't ready for that big of a commitment and he is just using the last name as lame excuse it's still a valid one if he isn't ready for that big of a commitment considering how many marriages result in divorce
WtfFml77Lol 2
If your with someone with the same last name you might be a redneck. are ya sure your not in alabama.
prostar9993 15
Ahh the joys of dating in Alabama
eyepuppy 31
Am I the only one who thought this was a funny? joke.
rec_chem 22
There no such thing as coincidence. I'm willing to bet if you trace both family trees back far enough, there's a common ancestor. At least one.
skittyskatbrat 19
Maybe next time, don't find your date at the family reunion? ;)