Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting'... - FML

By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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Found it

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 20:01

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML

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By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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cmfh88 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:46

pubes? gross...

SuperWasian 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:03

Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.

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hall1234 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:40

um shave!!! thrs gross

bunniex1 11

Monday 19 March 2012 4:32

what is gross about tht?

SofaKingHappy 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:41

yea really ydi :) this aint no caveman times theres razors for that x]

AWESOME3SOME 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:42

Well why dont you rub his penis and say, "grow, grow, grow".

prettyteen 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:57

hahaha lmao

TheWorldGreatest 8

Monday 4 April 2011 0:37

OMG great comment

truehitman2010 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:42

dam she's outa gas

meme93148 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:43

start .... your .... engines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bmanholmes 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:44

shave that muff damn you deserve that

lovelaughing101 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:47

ew, you have pubes? the real fml here should be for your boyfriend...

bunniex1 11

Monday 19 March 2012 4:34

ur supposed to shave ur pubes?? :O

ChelsBearr 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:49

Shave girl! Goshh.

meme93148 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:51

wait, did it work and you're embarassed or did it not work and you feel sad

lukotheboss2 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:54

Y U HAVE PUBES. That's gross.

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