Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street...

By Jade - 25/04/2011 13:49 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

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Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Brasilian29 - 11/12/2014 12:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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Docbee 11

Monday 25 April 2011 18:56

at least you got a free burger

132BlackRoses 0

Monday 25 April 2011 18:55

ouch. gotta love random strangers. I feel bad for him though. even if it was only a week.

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XxZeekxX 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:15

hah sucks for you

BBBBOOOOYYYU 3

Monday 25 April 2011 19:17

trol lol lol

lmaoatall 6

Monday 25 April 2011 19:19

well atleast it wasn't a shitburger

wowfml999 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:20

i modded this :p

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 25 April 2011 19:20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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fighterboy11 7

Monday 25 April 2011 21:24

Thank you for saying this ppl r do serious nowadays

Upon_A_Burning_B 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:18

Where I'm from people use the terms "dating" and "going out" for the same thing.

Kill Me Please!!! 9

Friday 9 June 2017 21:15

That's not how it works...

margie2194 12

Monday 25 April 2011 19:20

A week? damn you must give good ********.

mycookiezz 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:32

haha! funny cause I though something along those lines too!

newsouthwalesguy 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:08

ur well hot

Music_Goddess 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:21

I would have picked up the burger and thrown it at him! he deserved it! that's seriously crazy!

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 25 April 2011 19:22

cool! free burger!! your life is awesome :)

Kill Me Please!!! 9

Friday 9 June 2017 21:16

facepalm

hubla 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:23

you should have picked it back up and smeared it all over that woman's face

Salcedo18 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:26

lol

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