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Angel1000168 27 March 2011, 08:37 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

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Angel1000168 16

16 May 2011, 05:45

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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fruitloop1221 1

27 March 2011, 16:59

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

marinus_fml 20

27 March 2011, 17:00

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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Phustercluck 11

27 March 2011, 17:29

I'm skeptical of how truly offensive this was to OP. I don't think the guy would be stupid enough and oblivious to how disrespectful that proposal is. If he proposed this way it was probably relevant to the relationship. This is ASSUMING that they really know each other and/or are really in love and that guy isn't just some idiot joker. Yes, I know what assuming does.

lookcutelivedirt 0

27 March 2011, 17:58

I completely agree. no one knows what goes on in their relationship!

Cinn_fml 23

27 March 2011, 18:19

Whilst I agree you don't know if this is an in joke or not, the fact that it's on FML implies it isn't. Though I suppose the OP might've thought it hilarious and wanted to share said joke and FML was the best place she could think of...