Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
NEting4selenaZ 0
hope you said no
Clare420 0
this is sad on so many levels.
ruhlig22 0
either u have huge fingers or he has tiny balls
varkey 7
how did he put it on his balls... wait i don't even want to know FYL, don't accept
majerrgleek 0
wait, what was too small? his penis or the ring?
Capt_Oblivious 10
Just wait until he tells you where he wants you to put his ring during the ceremony.
udeservedthat 0
Give him the bj and act like you didnt see the ring :D Then he could like get down on his knee and propose
Capt_Oblivious 10
Sounds more like she will be getting down on her knees for this proposal.
Blueocean7 19
Gosh! I'm a guy and I sure as heck would never in a million years propose like this to a woman I love. Sounds like a very very conceited guy who only thinks with his penis! I really hope you didn't accept. Besides, how would you explain this to family & friends who ask you, "how did he propose?" It's an epic embarrassment!!!
yorky_fml 0
well now you know what u gptta get him for a wedding present...enhancement pills:) hahahah lmfao!
catatonicsleep 17
'stuck' makes me think he used some kind of tape