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Angel1000168 27 March 2011, 08:37 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

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Angel1000168 16

16 May 2011, 05:45

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!

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fruitloop1221 1

27 March 2011, 16:59

I would say no just because o how he asked you.

marinus_fml 20

27 March 2011, 17:00

I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!

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mosquito19 14

27 March 2011, 17:05

if you say yes to that, congratulations. you deserves each other

biwinningloser 0

27 March 2011, 17:05

at least he proposed?

imthatchick44 0

27 March 2011, 17:05

at least you got proposed to!!! even if it is to him...

X_o_X_ocutie 0

27 March 2011, 17:06

I'm guessing he's a needledick?

AlyshaDeShae 10

27 March 2011, 17:06

Sooooo much AWESOME! Honestly, while it's not really a family-friendly proposal story, it could be worse. At least he wants to marry you! :-) Congratulations on your engagement!!!!