Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
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Angel1000168 16
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!
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fruitloop1221 1
I would say no just because o how he asked you.
marinus_fml 20
I truly hope pindick meant the ring was too small!
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Comments (421)
pdchamp 6
wow! did u say yes or no?
PickleSurprise 6
At least he's creative!
chester75 5
yeah creatively stupid
bv110 2
^ win!
eragon2262 6
what was too small? the Ring or his dick?
love0128 5
That is exactly what I was thinking.
nancyfantastic 3
I was thinking the same thing...
Damn_you_shyness 0
Which was to small?
Damn_you_shyness 0
oh please #45... that will definitely spark group laughter opposed to an awkward silence.
attatood 8
OP has really fat fingers... it was a HUGE ring,
XxJaylinxX 0
fyl! i would have pissed myself of laughter
faithe92 0
well that's unique.